There is a bright side to playoff season. Since there are already at least two hockey games on every night for the foreseeable future, let’s make it a win win for everyone. When men were asked if they would rather see their team with the Stanley Cup or have their wildest sexual fantasy come true, the majority surprisingly picked “The Cup”.
Yes, a little disturbing but likely because sports watching and sex share the same extension cord in the male brain. In taking full advantage of his dual obsession, here are five sex games sure to ramp up your playoff season a tad more than a hat trick.
Truth or Dare
Here’s a new twist on an old classic that works well during intermission. Take turns and make sure all your dares get fulfilled DURING the intermission.
TRUTH: What is your favorite part of my body?
DARE: I dare you to “excite” your favorite part of my body at the next commercial.
Love Me Like Lundqvist
An NHL goalie could teach the average man a thing or two about positions. This game will get you about as close as most of us will ever come to having Henrik in bed! During each period of the game, take note of your favorite straddle, dive or stretch by the goalie in net and make your man act out the position with you during each commercial.
Set the alarm on your cell phone for 5 minutes and challenge your man to see if he can score with you on a “power play”.
Every time a player on the ice yells at another player, grab your phone and text something naughty to each other. The more aggressive the fight in the game, the more sexy your text must be. Advanced Version: If you can lip read any “colorful” language during the fight in the game, you must use the same word in your sext.
Face-off Strip Off
Start by picking opposing teams to root for. At each face-off (when they drop the puck on the part of the ice that looks like nipples) the face-off loser must remove a piece of clothing. Depending on how your teams perform, the third period may involve actual nipples.
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