Posted on April 29, 2013 by Lena & Jules
Tuning into the NFL Draft reminded us of a cross between the Oscars, a Big and Tall fashion show and the agony of doing a wedding seating chart with your in-laws. Watching a strapping new class of 300-pounders get misty eyed with their new jersey is definitely the highlight. (Yes, that is a multi-colored Louis [...]
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Posted on March 11, 2013 by Lena & Jules
We dare you to watch New York Ranger Marc Staal take a puck to the eye without cringing or covering up your own face. In case you are blessed to live in a household without 24/7 replays of this horrific injury, here you go. The NHL and NFL have been blah blah blahing about player safety forever, [...]
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Posted on February 19, 2013 by Lena & Jules
The Grammy’s won ratings gold by leaking a dress code memo reminding stars to keep their “under boob” curvature covered. Strangely, someone felt the need to remind celebrities and their entourage of professional stylists and designers how to dress. Meanwhile, the B-listers going on-camera in spandex without professional fashion advice, are the ones we should [...]
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Posted on February 6, 2013 by Lena & Jules
This Valentine’s Day, we could skip the invented holiday in place of a gift that keeps on giving – the well put together look of a pro. Here are 8 athlete-inspired looks that men would be wise to study: 9. Mr. Ink He’s got artful body parts, but there is a strategy, continuity and [...]
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Posted on February 1, 2013 by Lena & Jules
The bro-bowl is upon us, and if you need a little inspiration to keep you going beyond the commercials and half-time show, this is a list for you. From Dan Marino’s arm pits to spray-on steroids here are seven back stories to watch unfold during Super Bowl XLVII: Ray vs Rudolph Raven Ray [...]
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Posted on January 28, 2013 by Lena & Jules
Tim Tebow is supposedly a virgin and Notre Dame’s star linebacker has never even put his hands on a woman? Football is even more boring than we thought. Obviously, the Manti Téo Girlfriend Hoax (great name for a theme park ride by the way) involved a web of lies and sheer ignorance, but it’s time [...]
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Posted on December 17, 2012 by Lena & Jules
We’ve made our cast selection for this year’s sports celebrity holiday pageant. Be sure to get your tickets early because you won’t want to miss this star studded affair. The first 50 ticket holders will have access to the VIP manger lounge sponsored by Baby Bjorn. Special thanks to the NHL for hosting this eco-friendly [...]
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Posted on November 26, 2012 by Lena & Jules
The New York Jets have a sad little quarterback named Mark Sanchez. Most of the men we know have been either saying “I never liked him” or are wallowing in embarrassment at his high profile crash and burn. On Thanksgiving Day, he hit rock bottom – literally with an unfortunate fumble into the backside of [...]
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Posted on November 19, 2012 by Lena & Jules
Time is running out for Mark Sanchez to turn around this crash and burn season. The team can now afford nothing less than flawless performance for the next six weeks. We’ve been saying for a while, that Mark looks as though he needs some TLC off the field to help get his game back on [...]
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Posted on November 9, 2012 by Lena & Jules
By popular demand, we have a new list of sex games that make the perfect antidote to crap weather and the next eight weeks of football season. If your man’s team is on a losing streak, these fun distractions are sure to lift his mood and possibly another thing or two. And the best part [...]
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